Week 4 - Getting back to work
Well folks its Friday and as per league rules the race is on to see who can get the most drunk the quickest. Current drunk champ Lewis is a firm favourite to lead the league again but all it takes is a cheeky Saturday off for Stew and this competition is wide open. This has been a quiet week for me with little action in the way of cans, Wee Dave took a scenic whistlestop tour of the Scottish islands while Emo took a whistlestop tour of London before his glorious return to Aberdeen, hope he didn't bother unpacking. This week in football has been quiet so far, the joys of AB not being in the league! The biggest news of the week is Melvin Gordon reporting for duty for exactly the same amount of money as he was on before his hold out. In terms of successful negotiations this one can only be described as brexitesque and in true brexit fashion he may actually find himself out of pocket due to self inflicted fines being enforced by the Bolts. Elsewhere I saw that you can now buy Gardner