Week 7 Review - Out with a whimper
So I watched the first episode of Watchmen last night and I can't decide if it's going to be any good or utter crap, going to give it till next week to decide. One question though, why is Dr Manhattan still on Mars building sandcastles? Surely if he's essentially a god he might be a bit more interested in seeing more than the intergalactic equivalent of next door. Fucker hasn't even checked out Olympus Mons, goddamn biggest volcano in the solar system, lazy little shit with his bullshit T-shirt. Oh and in this analogy the moon is the shed.
Anyway I've been back from my holiday to Croatia for a while now but couldn't really be bothered writing about my dogshit team. I still can't be bothered so I'm not entirely sure where this article is going, oh and electric bicycles are great fun. Top 5 activity recommend.
I suppose at this point I should mention some of the action from week 7 in the NFL so here goes, it rained heavily in Americas capital as the Washington not racists despite our logo's lost to a kicker. The Atlanta Craft Beers lost their 5th straight match up and promptly traded one of their top receivers to New England. Chicago are a garbage fire with the Bears offensive talent standing around like a bunch of tramps watching the flames flicker out as Trubisky throws fuel everywhere but the actual garbage can and Nagy is off yelling at stationary cars. In Miami the Dolphins still lost but are probably no longer the worst team in professional football and if they don't get Rosen back under centre soon are in real danger of winning a game. Last night the Patriots got to play with a Quarterback on offense and defense in one of the most inept quarterback displays of all times. I think that about covers the shit storm of this week now to the Cadle Bowl.
We'll start with my match up and get it done quickly, I lost.
As per usual my opponent took a Thursday night lead and won the game, this time by 1 point.
Elsewhere Smithy finally ran into a match up where the second lowest score of the week wasn't good enough to win the tie and Lewis picked up the W with a commanding win that allowed him to gain valuable ground at the top given the other results.
It was 2-0 to the Verlegh household at the weekend as Emo lost to Pat Mahomes in a match up where almost anything else happening to Mahomes would have given him the dub.
Strawbs lost his match up to Cregles with a glorious return to leaving all of his points on the bench form, even playing Duke Johnson instead of Lindsay gives him the win here (although Ekelers 22 points would probably have been a better way to do it). Cregles meanwhile picks up his second win of the campaign despite playing the mean, lean, 2 foot shorter and 100 lbs lighter than his opponent Devonta Freeman.
Finally Chris went down to a loss thanks to the Cards sucker punching him with an active David Johnson. While Lewis was reaping the rewards of his desperation Chase Edmunds play Chris sunk against Stews Rams team, who got a much needed decent match up.
So there we have it, I'm back unlike my team. Wee Dave is in America, Emo is cry wanking all over his Wee Dave shrine, Lewis has finally finished diversity training, Stew has won a game, Cregles has been partying in Exo like the new corner Dave and I just traded Aaron Rodgers for Sam Darnold in Dynasty like a fucking idiot. All is well with the world and I should be back with the week 8 preview on Friday, laters.
Anyway I've been back from my holiday to Croatia for a while now but couldn't really be bothered writing about my dogshit team. I still can't be bothered so I'm not entirely sure where this article is going, oh and electric bicycles are great fun. Top 5 activity recommend.
I suppose at this point I should mention some of the action from week 7 in the NFL so here goes, it rained heavily in Americas capital as the Washington not racists despite our logo's lost to a kicker. The Atlanta Craft Beers lost their 5th straight match up and promptly traded one of their top receivers to New England. Chicago are a garbage fire with the Bears offensive talent standing around like a bunch of tramps watching the flames flicker out as Trubisky throws fuel everywhere but the actual garbage can and Nagy is off yelling at stationary cars. In Miami the Dolphins still lost but are probably no longer the worst team in professional football and if they don't get Rosen back under centre soon are in real danger of winning a game. Last night the Patriots got to play with a Quarterback on offense and defense in one of the most inept quarterback displays of all times. I think that about covers the shit storm of this week now to the Cadle Bowl.
We'll start with my match up and get it done quickly, I lost.
As per usual my opponent took a Thursday night lead and won the game, this time by 1 point.
Elsewhere Smithy finally ran into a match up where the second lowest score of the week wasn't good enough to win the tie and Lewis picked up the W with a commanding win that allowed him to gain valuable ground at the top given the other results.
It was 2-0 to the Verlegh household at the weekend as Emo lost to Pat Mahomes in a match up where almost anything else happening to Mahomes would have given him the dub.
Strawbs lost his match up to Cregles with a glorious return to leaving all of his points on the bench form, even playing Duke Johnson instead of Lindsay gives him the win here (although Ekelers 22 points would probably have been a better way to do it). Cregles meanwhile picks up his second win of the campaign despite playing the mean, lean, 2 foot shorter and 100 lbs lighter than his opponent Devonta Freeman.
Finally Chris went down to a loss thanks to the Cards sucker punching him with an active David Johnson. While Lewis was reaping the rewards of his desperation Chase Edmunds play Chris sunk against Stews Rams team, who got a much needed decent match up.
So there we have it, I'm back unlike my team. Wee Dave is in America, Emo is cry wanking all over his Wee Dave shrine, Lewis has finally finished diversity training, Stew has won a game, Cregles has been partying in Exo like the new corner Dave and I just traded Aaron Rodgers for Sam Darnold in Dynasty like a fucking idiot. All is well with the world and I should be back with the week 8 preview on Friday, laters.
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