Week 10 - Adam Gase picks my team
Hi Everybody!
First off, apologies for no preview blog last week, I'm sure Lewis will agree that it can get quite challenging to make the same jokes week in, week out through the whole season, especially while your team sucks donkey ass. As a result I had no inspiration for the blog (and I was working on something different that I may or may not drop at Christmas). Luckily this week I've brought my bag of tricks and I'm ready to roll.
So where to start, where to start, hmm. I know with Ketamine Kyle. No, he can wait. I've got it, Halloween. So as most of you know I live in a real house with an actual door now and as a result I was a bit concerned that there would be a troop of kids at it all evening but no, not one ring of the bell. Probably got something to do with how my house looks like the street creepy house in the dark, guess I'm eating all those sweets myself. Elsewhere on Halloween SJ1 got to meet his hero Danny Dimes
At the beginning of this week it was Annual Anti-Catholic day in the UK or Tuesday as Lewis calls it. In Dumbarton we had our fireworks on Monday, which was nice but I left early cause well until they invent some LOTR ones they get boring fast. This freed up my Tuesday evening so we went to Dunelm and bought the teddy bear bed covers, sheet, pillow cases and duvet. I've spent the last two nights feeling like I've been sleeping in the worlds comfiest teddy bear.
Now that we've got the what's been going on with Duncans' life portion of the blog done (Hi Gran) lets get to some week ten action. Things kick off tonight with The San Diego Chargers of Los angeles travelling up the coast to play the Las Vegas Raiders of Oakland. This game has the potential to be a compelling match up. Rivers and Carr both have ability, Rivers to father children and Carr to apply eyeliner like he's auditioning for Drag Race. Whether either can get it done on the field is yet to be determined. If they can't then this match up could come down to a slug fest between Gordon and Jacobs.
In Sundays early window we have a lot of potential shoot outs. Packy Mahomes is slated to make his return and will be looking to torch the Titans secondary in Tennessee. Kyler 'Reese' Murray will be going toe to toes with Winston and Atlanta travel to New Orleans. In New Jersey a game that can only be described as a perfect MNF match up takes place when the Giants take on the Jets in a who sucks the most bout. Hopefully by the end of it Adam Gase is unemployed. It's worth noting in fairness that the only team with zero wins are playing the Ravens and are likely to remain the official worst team in football.
There is only three games in the late window including the Dolphins at the Colts andThe Rag tag Bunch of Untradeables Rams at Pittsburgh. Week tens prime time games are Minnesota at Dallas, cause any excuse to have Murica's team on prime and Seattle against the last of the undefeateds, The San Fransisco 49ers.
In the Cadle Bowl we'll start with my match up and get it out of the way. After making a last minute decision to bench the players that would have won the week for me against Raeanne I'm playing her husband this week. On Thursday night, checks rosters, we both have players involved so expect nothing from Keenan Allen and a big score from Jacobs and that will be the end of my week ten interests.
Fresh off of his meet up with Daniel Jones SJ1 takes on Chris. Both teams are tied at 6-3, this game is all about jostling for position and that all important bye week. Strawbs could be in big trouble here, his only active RB is Lev Bell and if that wasn't bad enough he might not even play, leaving John desperate for points elsewhere. Chris meanwhile has no Patriots D to rely on so will be hoping for big points from his star RB Dalvin Cook.
Next up fresh from essentially eliminating me from the tournament Raeanne has what on paper looks like another easy match up against the Stew Small Rams. Of note in this game Raeanne has no bench available and a player with a current DNP designation in her flex. The question is after beating me with what felt like half her team putting up goose eggs, is she confident to do the same again or will we find more player 'resting' in her IR slot come Monday?
Our second last match up involves a new team name. Dave has hilariously changed his team name to On holiday. A move that I'm sure was delightfully, devilishly hilarious when he did it - on holiday with the brewlol gang. Despite his team renaming hijinks he still faces the problem of Saquon Barkeley and his match up with the Jets. Barkeley is likely to carve through the Jets and Daves team like a hot bullet through Odin Lloyds skull.
Finally this week Cregles takes on Emo in a match up where DeAndre Hopkins dressed up as Emo dressed up as the genie from Aladin for Halloween.
And that's it this week, enjoy your remaining time in the season folks cause soon it will all be over. Trust me I know. Enjoy your weekend and Dave enjoy this weeks holiday. See you all at 2-8.
First off, apologies for no preview blog last week, I'm sure Lewis will agree that it can get quite challenging to make the same jokes week in, week out through the whole season, especially while your team sucks donkey ass. As a result I had no inspiration for the blog (and I was working on something different that I may or may not drop at Christmas). Luckily this week I've brought my bag of tricks and I'm ready to roll.
So where to start, where to start, hmm. I know with Ketamine Kyle. No, he can wait. I've got it, Halloween. So as most of you know I live in a real house with an actual door now and as a result I was a bit concerned that there would be a troop of kids at it all evening but no, not one ring of the bell. Probably got something to do with how my house looks like the street creepy house in the dark, guess I'm eating all those sweets myself. Elsewhere on Halloween SJ1 got to meet his hero Danny Dimes
At the beginning of this week it was Annual Anti-Catholic day in the UK or Tuesday as Lewis calls it. In Dumbarton we had our fireworks on Monday, which was nice but I left early cause well until they invent some LOTR ones they get boring fast. This freed up my Tuesday evening so we went to Dunelm and bought the teddy bear bed covers, sheet, pillow cases and duvet. I've spent the last two nights feeling like I've been sleeping in the worlds comfiest teddy bear.
Now that we've got the what's been going on with Duncans' life portion of the blog done (Hi Gran) lets get to some week ten action. Things kick off tonight with The San Diego Chargers of Los angeles travelling up the coast to play the Las Vegas Raiders of Oakland. This game has the potential to be a compelling match up. Rivers and Carr both have ability, Rivers to father children and Carr to apply eyeliner like he's auditioning for Drag Race. Whether either can get it done on the field is yet to be determined. If they can't then this match up could come down to a slug fest between Gordon and Jacobs.
In Sundays early window we have a lot of potential shoot outs. Packy Mahomes is slated to make his return and will be looking to torch the Titans secondary in Tennessee. Kyler 'Reese' Murray will be going toe to toes with Winston and Atlanta travel to New Orleans. In New Jersey a game that can only be described as a perfect MNF match up takes place when the Giants take on the Jets in a who sucks the most bout. Hopefully by the end of it Adam Gase is unemployed. It's worth noting in fairness that the only team with zero wins are playing the Ravens and are likely to remain the official worst team in football.
There is only three games in the late window including the Dolphins at the Colts and
In the Cadle Bowl we'll start with my match up and get it out of the way. After making a last minute decision to bench the players that would have won the week for me against Raeanne I'm playing her husband this week. On Thursday night, checks rosters, we both have players involved so expect nothing from Keenan Allen and a big score from Jacobs and that will be the end of my week ten interests.
Fresh off of his meet up with Daniel Jones SJ1 takes on Chris. Both teams are tied at 6-3, this game is all about jostling for position and that all important bye week. Strawbs could be in big trouble here, his only active RB is Lev Bell and if that wasn't bad enough he might not even play, leaving John desperate for points elsewhere. Chris meanwhile has no Patriots D to rely on so will be hoping for big points from his star RB Dalvin Cook.
Next up fresh from essentially eliminating me from the tournament Raeanne has what on paper looks like another easy match up against the Stew Small Rams. Of note in this game Raeanne has no bench available and a player with a current DNP designation in her flex. The question is after beating me with what felt like half her team putting up goose eggs, is she confident to do the same again or will we find more player 'resting' in her IR slot come Monday?
Our second last match up involves a new team name. Dave has hilariously changed his team name to On holiday. A move that I'm sure was delightfully, devilishly hilarious when he did it - on holiday with the brewlol gang. Despite his team renaming hijinks he still faces the problem of Saquon Barkeley and his match up with the Jets. Barkeley is likely to carve through the Jets and Daves team like a hot bullet through Odin Lloyds skull.
Finally this week Cregles takes on Emo in a match up where DeAndre Hopkins dressed up as Emo dressed up as the genie from Aladin for Halloween.
And that's it this week, enjoy your remaining time in the season folks cause soon it will all be over. Trust me I know. Enjoy your weekend and Dave enjoy this weeks holiday. See you all at 2-8.
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